Ted

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Weapon, Class 5 Long
Ted
Game information
Category	Crude weapon
Modes	Strike (Blunt)
Uses ammunition?	No N/A
Weight (units)	9
Material type	Bone
Max condition	N/A
Usable for butchering?
Shop value / Rarity	N/A (see page)

"I don't have a witty description for this item yet."

— Hebizuka (quote written by Unknown)

Ted is a type of artifact crude weapon.

Obtaining this weapon

This weapon is referred to as an artifact weapon; it cannot be normally found in the Mazes, nor can it be crafted or built.

Ted can be obtained by killing 16 creatures with a regular skull staff. Upon eliminating the 16th creature, your skull staff will be converted to Ted.

Stats

This weapon has only one mode available, Strike.

Slash

Damage type	LDV	Pain (C1)	Pain (C2)	Pain (A1)	Pain (A2)	Pain (A3)	Pain (A4)	Pain (A5)
Blunt	+2	42%	40%	34%	27%	21%	11%	3%

Other information

• Ted has no Condition rating; it is indestructible.
• Upon creation, Ted will curse its owner, which causes the following effects:
  • If Ted is lost or abandoned (deliberately or not), it will reform and teleport back to its owner.
  • Ted can speak to its owner. Only Ted's owner can hear Ted. Ted speaks with sapient-level intelligence with a sarcastic and vengeful personality.
  • Ted appears to glow with a purple aura, with two red flashing lights instead of eyes or irises. Only Ted's owner can see Ted's glow. Ted appears to be a regular skull staff from the eyes of anybody else.