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Books are collections of pages containing information (in the form of text, images, or both), bound together to form a singular object.

As items, the primary purpose of a book is relieving Stress. When reading a book, the player will be prompted to roll a 1d8 then multiply the result by 5: this is the amount of turns the character will spend reading. For every turn spent reading, the character will lose 0.1% Stress.

Books are infinitely reusable and re-readable, it is therefore safe to keep one in the inventory for reading during downtime or safe situations. There exist many different book titles and genres, which can be seen by using the &book command.

List of book titles

Grouped by category.

Adventure

• A Tale of Two Towns
• Around the Mazes in 80 Days
• Captain Courage
• Draconic Park
• Gone with the Muzzle Flash
• Maratuxa's Mother
• Otherworld Demons
• Pirates vs Ninjas
• The Call of the Uncivilized
• The Lions of the Old World
• Treasure City
• A Million Ways to Die

Comedy

• Deep Thought's Thoughts on the Life, Universe and Everything
• Gentlemen Prefer Kitsune Ladies
• Lucky Jack
• M*A*Z*E - A Novel about 1 Medic and 2 Nurses
• Maze Guards! Maze Guards!
• The Diary of a Random Somebody
• The Hated One
• The Life and Opinions of Tristan, Gentle Unicorn
• Three halflings in a boat

Comic books

• Bat Man, the Sports Avenger
• Case Split
• Combat Comics
• Decidedly Dashing Stories
• Machiavelik
• Mutants, Inc.
• Private Joe - A Real Mazes Hero
• Snake Man, Scaly Sleuth
• Spike and Sparkle
• Stone-Krok the Primal Man
• Super Gaggio the Pizza Delivery Guy
• Super Mane - Equine Halfling Extraordinary!
• Uncanny Adventures
• Underground Comix

Crime

• 17 + 1
• Crime Busters
• Gangsters in the Forest
• People Die when they are Killed
• Scissor Madness
• Serpentium Bomb
• The Blood Diamond
• The Cylinder Spins
• The Da Franchi Code
• Thine Shotgun Shell

Drama

• A Rifle named Desire
• And Then There Were Done
• Death of a gun salesman
• Dysvola ; A Tale of Intrigue
• Much Ammo about Nothing
• Romeo & Romeo
• The Importance of Being An Asshole
• To Kill all sorts of Birds

Erotica

• 50 Shades of Gun Metal
• A whore from Flaxton
• House of Orifices
• Lost Escort
• Master, I Am A Bad Girl
• The Lusty Draconian Maid
• The Story of Ohhh~
• Wet Dreaming of You
• Wetmuffs

Fables

• Aesop's Fables
• Daisy-Head Maze-y
• Silly Sunday
• The Book of Loud Noises
• The Gat in the Hat
• The Maze Walker - 100 and 1 stories for children

Fantasy

• Adventures of Julius Caesar
• Angels and Oceans I ; Tales of an angel in a water world
• Angels and Oceans II ; An angel in Atlantis
• Angels and Oceans III ; The Fish Man conspiracy
• Angels and Oceans IV ; Siren's calling
• Angels and Oceans V ; At the end of the ocean
• Hex Mania
• Lord of the Guns I ; The Fellowship of the Glock
• Lord of the Guns II ; The Two Pistols
• Lord of the Guns III ; The Return of the Colt
• Open Skies
• Shotgun Shogun
• The Man that Walked on Water
• Unlimited Heights
• Youkai Shikkaku: No Longer Youkai

Horror

• A Song of Nuclear Fire and Special Response Teams
• Angelic Swan Song
• Doomputers I ; The Day It Refused To Turn Off
• Doomputers II ; The Self-Writing Code From Hell
• Doomputers III ; My Computer Became Self-Aware
• Doomputers IV ; TerminatOS
• Domina Umbrae
• Lord of the Dumpsters
• The Caves of Hell
• The Humans Next Door
• Thunder Comes
• Two Sun
• World War Maze
• Year 1000
• Zero Gravity

Magazines and periodicals

• AKs and ARs
• Aria's Swords and Blades Magazine
• Better Rooms and Corridors
• Busy Business
• Dumpster Diving
• Forty-Five Magazine
• Gun and Shooter Magazine
• Gunsmithsonian Magazine
• Handloader's Digest
• Mazes Geographic
• Milsurp Review
• PlayMaze
• Pony Magazine
• Redneck Science
• Shitposts Magazine
• Survival Illustrated
• Taste of Lead Magazine
• Television Guide Magazine
• The Neo Khazrunite
• UA Cooking Magazine
• Whirling Rock

Manga (youkai comics)

• Dede's Totally Normal Adventure
• Fist of Genbu
• Force of a Thousand Suns
• Fullmetal Jacket
• Gaga 14
• Great Teacher Oni
• Many Pieces ; a tale of gun smuggling
• The King of Baseball
• Yuyuko Hakusho ; The hungry ghost girl report

Mystery

• A Quiet Man from the Big City
• Cleaver's Edge
• Crime and... More Crime
• Danger in Ovis City
• Ghost Walls
• Murder in the Residential Area
• Noir Desires
• Running Through Pipes
• Sneaky Snakes
• The Blue Maid - The story of how time stopped
• The Red Maid - The one they forgot about
• The Whisperers in the Ruins
• The Zombie Bride

Novels

• 1000 years of solitude
• A Message to Garica Block
• Anna of Greening
• Black Rifle Beauty
• Five Strangers in Town
• Line of Darkness
• Terrible Expectations
• The Guns of Wrath
• The Lord of the Bugs
• The Rhythm of her Voice
• The Tiniest Prince
• The Very Hungry Giant Worm
• Where the heck am I? Story of a stranger in the UA

Pulp fiction

• Black Harvest
• Doctor Brutal I - Childhood of Apocalypse
• Doctor Brutal II - He Killed 'em All and They Came Back
• Doctor Brutal III - Doctor Brutal vs Professor Doom
• Doctor Brutal IV - He Ran Out of Enemies, so He Invaded Another Planet
• Doctor Brutal V - Proxima Galaxy Emperor
• Doctor Brutal VI - The Story of How I Blew Up the Galaxy
• Great Beyonds
• Hobo with a CAWS
• Innocence Down
• Population: Zero
• Story of a Fat Man
• The Courier Always Returns
• The Raggedy Man
• The Snake Eater

Realistic fiction

• Alligators Live in the Sewers
• An Abundance of Dragons
• Blue fish lady I - The Spear
• Blue fish lady II - The Undying
• Groundwire
• One for the Remingtons
• Out of my body
• Rocky Room
• Tales of a Littleton Meds Vendor
• The Man who could Stop Space and Travel through Time
• The Mystery of the Stolen Rifles
• Where the Normal Things Are
• When life gives you .45 ammunition
• Words in the dumpster

Religious (angelic)

• Archangel Michael's ABC Handbook: How to be a model of Altruism, Bravery, and Courage
• What Would Sora Do? (100 stories and aesops starring the Legendary Shrine Maidens)
• White and Blue: 23 ways to recolor your life the Angelic way

Religious (demonic)

• Be Proud: Lucifer's 44 Lessons on how to make your ego bulletproof
• Greed is Good: Why you can never have enough money, by Mammon
• It's OK to be Fat: 51 ways to be obese and happy, by Beelzebub

Romance

• Apples and Mares
• Dragons and Gemstones - A Love Story
• Running From Men
• She Put the Ex in Sex
• The Great, the Mediocre, and the Not-so-Great
• The Prince of Family and the Princess of Friendship
• The Succubus that Loved a Man
• Zoe Had A Friend

Satire

• Catch-a-.22
• Stephen Duckbert's I'm a Maze Runner and So Can You
• Pride and Extreme Prejudice
• Who Moved My Ammo? A way to deal with change in your life quickly and efficiently
• Youkai Farm

Science-fiction

• A World of Pain
• Absolute Zero
• Arrakis
• Brave New Mazes
• Concealed space
• Do Augmented People Dream of Bionic Sheep
• Faster Than Light
• Great Daemon from Outer Space
• Rain & Wind
• Soul of Andromeda
• The Bugblaster Beast
• The Claw of Chaos ; Tales of a Mechanical Man
• The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything
• The Nevermore War
• Trance-Mission I: Sounds of War
• Trance-Mission II: Killer Beats
• Trance-Mission III: Trance-en-dance

Vehicular fantasy

• Rolling Thunder I - Tanks: The Legend of the Bullet Proof Vehicles
• Rolling Thunder II - Tank Nation vs APC Country
• Rolling Thunder III - Apache, The Flying Tank
• Rolling Thunder IV - Total Mobile Warfare
• The Air Wolf

Non-fiction books

• 100 ways to kill and cook critters
• A beginner's guide to reading books
• A-Maze-Ing: Why Living in the Mazes is Great
• A zoologist's study of the youkai species
• Abandoning memes: A guide to a better life
• Figuring the Pattern: An Insider's Guide to the Mazes
• Humanity First: Why Humans must remain dominant
• How to earn your first million
• How to earn your second million
• Memes: A How-to guide
• Survival Guide of the Mazes
• The Art of the Meal
• The Power of Negative Thinking
• Youkai 4 Life: Why the Youkai Nation needs to exist