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| wpn_category=Crude weapon
| wpn_modes=Strike (Blunt)
| melee_ammo=No
| melee_capacity=N/A
| wpn_weight=9
| melee_material=Bone
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| wpn_cost=N/A (see page)
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'''Ted''' is a type of '''artifact''' crude weapon.
== Obtaining this weapon ==
This weapon is referred to as an '''artifact weapon'''; it cannot be normally found in the Mazes, nor can it be crafted or built.
Ted can be obtained from a regular [[skull staff]] by killing 16 creatures with one. Upon eliminating the 16th creature, your skull staff will be converted to Ted.
== Stats ==
This weapon has only one mode available, '''Strike'''.
=== Slash ===
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! Damage type !! LDV !! Pain (C1) !! Pain (C2) !! Pain (A1) !! Pain (A2) !! Pain (A3) !! Pain (A4) !! Pain (A5)
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| Blunt || '''+2''' || 42% || 40% || 34% || 27% || 21% || 11% || 3%
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* Ted has no Condition rating; it is '''indestructible'''.
* Upon creation, Ted will curse its owner, which causes the following effects:
** If Ted is lost or abandoned (deliberately or not), it will reform and teleport back to its owner.
** Ted can speak to its owner. Only Ted's owner can hear Ted. Ted speaks with sapient-level intelligence with a sarcastic and vengeful personality.
** Ted appears to glow with a purple aura, with two red flashing lights instead of eyes or irises. Only Ted's owner can see Ted's glow. Ted appears to be a regular skull staff from the eyes of anybody else.
[[Category:Class 5 Long weapons]]