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| Beware the feral animal-people; they have weapons, not reason. || Creatures such as the [[lupian]] or the [[insectoid]] can use weapons but do not understand spoken languages. They cannot be reasoned with.
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| Pay attention to the color of a [[dragon]]'s scales: it tells you which species it is.||
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| Out of [[Meds|bandages]]? Leaking [[blood]]? Tear your shirt up and patch yourself up with [[Crafting items|rags]].||
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| People throw out all kinds of things. Sometimes they're real gems. || [[Valuables|Precious gemstones]] can be found in the [[UA]].||
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| The Gentlebone's Agreement stipulates that no two [[necromancer|necromancers]] should be in the same room unless under extreme circumstances. || Despite the silly name, it's true.
| Money is heavy. Don't waste too much backpack space on cash. || [[Cash]] has weight. Use your money pouch to avoid wasting backpack space.
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| Always keep at least one boring, reliable, cheap gun that uses ammo you can buy in a [[convenience store]]. Without ammo, the coolest exotic guns won't help you.||
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| Don't spend all of your store credit at once; you never know when you might need to come back.||
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| It is wise to store backup gear in a bank vault; you never know what might happen to you. || If you play with Multiple Bodies or Hero Mode enabled, death results in losing your gear. Having equipment stashed at the vault can help you get back up to speed.
| Don't underestimate the [[gohei]] and the [[shaku]]. In the right hands, they are conduits of power. || Shrine maidens and dark maidens have access to a technique letting them charge their respective sacred sticks without having to kill creatures with it.
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| Make sure the [[mushrooms|mushroom]] you're eatingis what you think it is]]. ||
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| Make sure the [[meds]] you're consuming [[Identification|are what you think they are]].||
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| Taking detours might extend your trip, but it also means more chances of finding loot. || A detour increases the length of your [[UA]] trip. Every room you enter might carry items.
| Down does not necessarily mean out. || A creature blacked out from [[Pain]] isn't dead yet.
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| Know the local laws. Some places are more permissive or restrictive than others.||
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| There are many [[Raider gangs|small gangs]] in the Mazes, but most are hostile and petty and many hate each other.||
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| They say the [[Followers of Asica]] perform kidnappings, ritual torture and sacrifices. You'd be wise not to mess with them.||
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| They say that the [[Scientific Community]] and the [[Engineering Corps]] have a secret HQ in a place called the [[Proving Grounds]].||
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| If you need professionals, if you have a problem and if no-one else can help, seek out the [[Mercenary Agency In the Mazes]]. MAIM: simply the best mercenaries in the Mazes. || References the intro sequence in the A-Team.
| Don't test a [[trader|shopkeeper]]'s patience. In the Mazes, the customer is not the king; money is. || Shoplifting or robbery attempts will be met with armed resistance.
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| [[Janitor|Janitors]] keep the rooms clean of dirt, blood and bodies. It is wise to respect them.||
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| Just because you can butcher the dead raider into chunks of meat, doesn't mean you should. || Possessing meat from a sapient creature is a [[standard law|crime]].
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| The meat of some creatures is tainted. If it doesn't look right, you shouldn't eat it.||
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| Grandma says: Bug problem? kill it with fire! || Many Bug-type creatures have the Weakness to fire trait.||
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| When in doubt, set it to full-auto and dump the magazine. || One of Murphy's Laws of Combat. Although doing so can waste ammo, it is an application of accuracy by volume and can save you in a fight.
| Hungry? Can't wait? Just eat that meat raw. || Although [[Hunting|raw meat]] is less nutritious, it can help in a pinch.
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| Angelics are not 'good.' They're just orderly.||
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| Demonics are not 'evil.' They're just laid-back.||
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| They say that the third eye of a satori can look in an independent direction from the other two.||
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| Pinky Five-Brains lives! And he will return! || References the name of a famous [[hydra]] in the Mazes. Pinky Five-Brains was never killed and is said to still lurk the Mazes.
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| They say that [[flesh golem]] meat tastes like a tough cut of beef.||
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| [[Youkai]] do appreciate your best efforts at speaking [[Youkai-go|their language]], but don't make a fool of yourself; they can speak [[Common]] just fine.|||-| They say [[magus magician|magus magicians]] will be alive when everything else has died. || They have no known maximum life expectancy.|-| To the [[Raider gangs|Burninators]], fire is a literal god. |||-| They say the [[Raider gangs|Steel Wolves, the Scorpius Gang and the Wicked Sickos]] are in a violent and bloody rivalry. |||-| They say that every advantage has a corresponding disadvantage. || [[Traits]] are divided into advantages and disadvantages, and many (though not all) are direct opposites.|-| If you are as comfortable with your left hand as you are with your right, maybe you should put a weapon in both. || References the [[Traits|Ambidextrous trait]].|-| They say that blood knights sleep better at night after displaying their might. || References the [[Traits|Blood Knight trait]].|-| Can't find your way in the UA? Feel directionless? Follow the shortcuts. || References the [[Traits|Directionless trait]].|-| Well-organized people can make the most out of their bags. || References the [[Traits|Organized trait]].|-| People with a sense of imagination live longer. || References the [[Traits|Vivid imagination trait]].|-| No [[skills]], no talents, no experience? Nothing [[Parallar|money]] can't fix. || An unskilled but wealthy character can compensate for their deficiencies with high-quality equipment.|-| [[Glock]] lesson: Big magazines work in small guns, but small magazines don't work in big guns. || Despite belonging to the right magazine family, some specific magazines are too short to fit into certain guns. (e.g., [[Glock 9mm magazines]]: the 10-round magazine is too short to fit in a [[Glock 19]] or [[Glock 17]].)
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| Need a gun? Buy one at the local [[gun shop]]. No money? Well, you have a gun! || Stores will not let you buy a weapon without paying first.
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| They say the [[PP-19 Bizon]] was developed for hunting bovines.||
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| They say the [[Skorpion]] was developed for killing giant scorpions.||
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| They say the [[M16]] rifles are self-cleaning. || References a [https://www.military.com/history/original-m16-manual-was-vietnam-war-comic-book.html popular Vietnam-era myth] about the M16, which may have gotten numerous soldiers killed.
| Bad eyesight? Poor accuracy? Try eating carrots. || References popular folklore about the benefits of eating carrots. [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-carrots-improve-your-vision/ While studies have shown] carrots have minor benefits to eyesight, they do not translate to better accuracy in the Mazes.
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| They say that restaurants give you discounts if you're really really hungry.||
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| They say you can make great body armor out of a dragon's scales. || References [https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Dragon_scale_mail dragon scale mail armor] in NetHack. Unfortunately, dragon scale armor is not (yet) available in the Mazes.
| Unspoken rule of combat: If you and your opponent both ran out of ammunition, tradition dictates you both walk away. || Intelligent opponents will resort to other weapons.
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| When it comes to swords, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KatanasAreJustBetter Katanas are just better.]||
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| When it comes to handguns, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RevolversAreJustBetter Revolvers are just better.]||
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| They say the [[Desert Eagle]] is the best for killing flying creatures.||
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| They say the [[Colt snake guns|Colt Snake Guns]] are the best for killing giant snakes.||
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| The Gentlebone's Agreement stipulates that you can challenge a [[necromancer]] to a battle of wits instead of a fight to the death. || Untrue. The Gentlebone's Agreement refers to necromancer behavior around other necromancers (see the list of true rumors above)
| They say that shooting your handguns sideways makes you look cooler. || References [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GangstaStyle gangsta style shooting], which is not only uncool, but generally ruins your accuracy.
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| They say that the [[sasquatch]] is just lonely and looking for human friends.||
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| They say that [[murid halfling|murid halflings]] can eat anything and are impervious to all poisons. || References a stereotype about murid halflings. Untrue, of course.
| They say that coming up with a cool one-liner before you shoot someone, like 'You're the disease and I'm the cure,' increases damage by 25%. || References a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_cS_kmSiRY famous Sylvester Stallone quote] in Cobra. Untrue, of course.
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| Gloating loudly, insulting the enemy, or making animal noises will make you feared and respected.||
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| They say the [[Syndicate]] is a successful, harmless family-owned business. Anyone who says otherwise is jealous of them. || Successful, perhaps. Harmless, definitely not.
| Good shop owners will let you try it before you buy it. If you find one that won't, they're disrespecting you! || Most shops require upfront payment to prevent theft.
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| Janitors constantly have their hands in dirt and trash; why should you respect them?||
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| Need meat? Those raiders can be [[hunting|butchered]] too, you know. || Possessing meat from a sapient creature is a [[standard law|crime]].
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| The final boss is a [[minotaur]]. || The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur minotaur] was the guardian of the Labyrinth in Ancient Greek mythology. In the Mazes, while minotaurs do exist, they are just another type of hostile creature.
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| You're not ugly, you're just different. || References the [[Traits|Ugly and Very ugly traits.]] Despite what the text says, being ugly has a negative effect when [[Negotiation|negotiating]].
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| They say that if you follow a stray cat at night, you'll eventually find a ghostly ramen shop. || References a side-mission (Forbidden Taste), a location in [https://yakuza.fandom.com/wiki/Lost_Judgment Lost Judgment]. Unfortunately, there are no domesticated cats in the Mazes.
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| Some people say that the number 19 is the most significant number in the Mazes. || References an in-joke with certain community members. The number 19 doesn't actually have any significance in the Mazes.
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| They say that the best way to commit a robbery is with a really flashy mask. || References the [https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Payday_Gang Payday Gang].
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| They say that power comes from the inside. But the inside of what exactly?||
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| Don't trust men in checkered suits. || References [https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Benny Benny], a character in Fallout: New Vegas.
| They say that those who eat spam for breakfast talk a lot of trash. || An oblique reference to spam mail.
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| The tooth fairy is real. And she bites. Why do you think she's got all those teeth?||
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| They say that you shouldn't play with strange crystals, or else you'll cause a resonance cascade. || References the [https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Resonance_Cascade Resonance Cascade] in Half-Life.
| It is customary to yell 'HO HO HO, NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN' before shooting an [[MP5]] for the first time. || References [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CL__Tvp-o a famous scene in Die Hard].
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| If you're shooting a silenced MP5 for the first time, you should say 'Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun' but quietly. || Parodies the same famous scene in Die Hard.
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| If you're shooting two MP5s at the same time, you're allowed to yell 'Ho ho ho, now I have two machine guns'. || Another parody of the same famous scene in Die Hard.
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| They say that engineers can engineer anything, even social engineering. || [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(security) "Social engineering"] is an euphemism for manipulative tactics employed to compromise security measures (e.g., tricking someone into giving you their password)
| When life gives you lemons, question which drugs you've been ingesting lately. || A parody of the saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
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| What has science done? || A well-known phrase.
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| A tanuki with a small pair is like a knife that doesn't cut. || A common [[Tanuki]] stereotype is their generously-sized testicles and breasts.
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| If you want some peace and quiet, head to the [[library]]. ||
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| They say that every Watersday, the employees of the Kamiyama office complex in Yurai compete in an inter-office Boom Deathmatch tournament. || Boom is a parody of Doom.
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| They say that MazeNet is really really great for porn. || References the song by Avenue Q, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCL5Ygzc24 The Internet is Great for Porn]
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| Don't believe everything you read on a BBS. || References an old piece of Internet advice, "Don't believe everything you read online."
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| Never take reloading advice from people called dragon_hunter893 on the guns.handloading MazeNet newsgroup. || References common handloading safety advice.
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| They say that people who went to [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Gensokyo Gensokyo] might find this world familiar. || Gensokyo is the setting of the Touhou Project. Numerous species and concepts in the Mazes are inspired from Touhou.
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| Ever been to the [https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Black_Mesa_Research_Facility Black Mesa Research Facility?] || References the setting in the original Half-Life.
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| Did they ever escape from [https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Tarkov Tarkov] in the end? || References Escape from Tarkov.
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| Residents of [https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Knox_Country Muldraugh and West Point] are welcome! || References Project Zomboid. Muldraugh and West Point are two Kentucky cities replicated in the game.
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| They say that there is a cult worshiping a heaven called [https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Los_Santos_(HD_Universe) Los Santos], where people are free to fly in the air by [https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Oppressor_Mk_II sitting on giant rockets.] || References Grand Theft Auto: Online and the well-known Oppressor Mk II, a rocket-powered flying bike favored by griefers.
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| They say that if you have an [[M4A1|M4]], you should drop it for an [[AK]]. || References a common practice in [https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Counter-Strike Counter-Strike].
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| When it comes to [https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Dust_II dust], I prefer going to the source. Going global made it worse. || References the author's opinion on de_dust2 / Dust II, the most popular map in the Counter-Strike games. (He prefers CS:Source to CS:GO.)
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| Did [https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Chains Chains] ever get out of that pickle? || References a famous line by [https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Bain Bain] in Payday 2: "Chains is in a pickle!"
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| Advice from T. Dude: Regret nothing. Life gets a lot easier without regerts. || References The Dude, the protagonist of the Postal games. The word "regrets" is intentionally misspelled, referencing the fourth game: [https://postal.fandom.com/wiki/POSTAL_4:_No_Regerts Postal 4: No Regerts]
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| Advice from Big S.: Respect has to be earned. Just like money. || References [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpzA11MeITo a famous line] by [https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Smoke Big Smoke], a character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
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| Order this at a diner to get something special: Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. || References [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDRiVj1Lz8 Big Smoke's Order] in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
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| They say that death is just life's way of saying 'You're fired!' ||
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| The polearm is for intimidating the enemy. The rifle is for killing the enemy. And the Penetrator is for dominating the enemy. || Parodies a line by O'Neill at the end of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlCVW_ouL8 P90 demonstration] in [https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Stargate_SG-1 Stargate: SG-1].
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| Legend says the founder of the [[Raider gangs|Pistol Rounders]], a man called Juan, was the greatest shot in the Mazes. || References a Counter-Strike meme, [https://dotesports.com/counter-strike/news/juan-deag-kills-can-can-song-video-15420 Juan Deag], which is the act of killing an opponent in one shot (normally a headshot) with the Desert Eagle.
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| The [[Guild of Silver Larceners]] will conquer the world! ||
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| When you die, you don't go to [[Heaven]] or [[Hell]] - unless you have a membership card! ||
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| [Who's a man and a half? How can one be a man and a half anyway? || References one of the Doomguy's lines in the infamous [https://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ Doom comic].
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| You should go bowling with your cousin from time to time. || References an [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJy6ESZsu48 infamous line] by [https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Roman_Bellic Roman Bellic] in Grand Theft Auto IV.
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| Wide awake in your kitchen? Is it black and lonely? Wishing you could only get some sleep? You might have... Insomnia. || References the song by Faithless, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2MJ9hRZhvQ Insomnia] (specifically, lyrics found only in the Monster Mix).
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| Murphy was a grunt. || One of Murphy's Laws of Combat.
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| Zach, do you remember the case in Greenvale? || Parodies the mannerisms of [https://deadlypremonition.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_York_Morgan Francis York Morgan], the protagonist in [https://deadlypremonition.fandom.com/wiki/Deadly_Premonition Deadly Premonition]. Greenvale is the game's setting.
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= Uncategorized =   They say magus magicians will be alive when everything else has died.If you want some peace and quiet, head to the library.They say that every Watersday, the employees of the Kamiyama office complex in Yurai compete in an inter-office Boom Deathmatch tournament.They say that MazeNet is really really great for porn.Don't believe everything you read on a BBS.Never take reloading advice from people called dragon_hunter893 on the guns.handloading MazeNet newsgroup.They say that people who went to Gensokyo might find this world familiar.Ever been to the Black Mesa Research Facility?Did they ever escape from Tarkov in the end?Residents of Muldraugh and West Point are welcome!They say that there is a cult worshiping a heaven called Los Santos, where people are free to fly in the air by sitting on giant rockets.They say that if you have an M4, you should drop it for an AK.When it comes to dust, I prefer going to the source. Going global made it worse.Did Chains ever get out of that pickle?Advice from T. Dude[[Category: Regret nothing. Life gets a lot easier without ragrets.Advice from Big S.: Respect has to be earned. Just like money.Order this at a diner to get something special: Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.They say that death is just life's way of saying 'You're fired!'The polearm is for intimidating the enemy. The rifle is for killing the enemy. And the Penetrator is for dominating the enemy.To the Burninators, fire is a literal god.Legend says the founder of the Pistol Rounders, a man called Juan, was the greatest shot in the Mazes.They say the Steel Wolves, the Scorpius Gang and the Wicked Sickos are in a violent and bloody rivalry.The Guild of Silver Larceners will conquer the world!When you die, you don't go to Heaven or Hell - unless you have a membership card!Who's a man and a half? How can one be a man and a half anyway?You should go bowling with your cousin from time to time.They say that every advantage has a corresponding disadvantage.Wide awake in your kitchen? Is it black and lonely? Wishing you could only get some sleep? You might have... Insomnia.If you are as comfortable with your left hand as you are with your right, maybe you should put a weapon in both.They say that blood knights sleep better at night after displaying their might.Can't find your way in the UA? Feel directionless? Follow the shortcuts.Well-organized people can make the most out of their bags.People with a sense of imagination live longer.You're not ugly, you're just different.No skills, no talents, no experience? Nothing money can't fix.Murphy was a grunt.Zach, do you remember the case in Greenvale?They say that if you follow a stray cat at night, you'll eventually find a ghostly ramen shop.Some people say that the number 19 is the most significant number in the Mazes.Glock lesson: Big magazines work in small guns, but small magazines don't work in big guns.Meta]]
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