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{{Melee
| name={{{name|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}}
| image=[[File:Dildo.jpg|350px]]
| wpn_class=5 Short
| wpn_category=One-handed club
| wpn_modes=Strike (Blunt)
| melee_ammo=No
| melee_capacity=N/A
| wpn_weight=3
| melee_material=Plastic
| wpn_cond=900
| melee_butchering=[[File:No box.png|25px]]
| wpn_cost=[[File:Parallar symbol.png|10px]]'''50''' (Rarity 1)
}}
{{Hebiquote
|quotetext=...What, exactly, do you want me to say about it? It's... It's a dildo. For some strange reason, they are manufactured using hard, impact-resistant plastics to serve as an impromptu club. I guess it says a lot about the Mazes when even a, um, marital aid, is made tough enough to be used as a weapon. The things that happen at night in dark sanctums or in certain parts of certain strip clubs may or may not involve these, and sometimes, it may involve these being used as weapons. I'm pretty sure I don't need to explain the rest. And no, it doesn't count as a "crude weapon", they're manufactured with care! With that said, whether or not the beating you can deliver with it is crude, you be the judge of that.
|quoteauthor=Tempest
}}
The '''dildo''' is a type of one-handed club.
== Stats ==
This weapon has only one mode available, '''Strike'''.
=== Slash ===
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! Damage type !! LDV !! Pain (C1) !! Pain (C2) !! Pain (C3) !! Pain (A1) !! Pain (A2) !! Pain (A3) !! Pain (A4) !! Pain (A5)
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| Blunt || '''-1''' || 29% || 28% || 28% || 23% || 19% || 15% || 7% || 2%
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[[Category:Class 5 Short weapons]]